Total Medals Earned: 212 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,030 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/55 points)
Unlock sector 2
Get all access token from Sector 1
Unlock sector 4
Unlock sector 3
Get all access tokens from sectors 1 to 3
Medals Earned: 21/100 (105/500 points)
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Thanks!
Start a new game.
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/80 points)
Beat the first level!
Beat the puzzle level!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat level 6
Reach the hard levels!
You beat the hardest level in the game!
Wohooo!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (110/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Touch 100 flowers.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/170 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 9 levels
Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 18 levels
Complete the game
Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)